shitacademicswrite:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

too-much-thought-went-into-this:

my jonas brother in christ

hera-the-wizard:

sending “?” to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

mixtapetraxx:

I think Ryan Gosling and Daniel Craig are both evidence that if you do enough serious films the second you’re free to just be the silly guy you are on the inside you can’t help but commit 120% to the bit

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

semiramis-audron:

gethelpliv:

bein able to reblog posts of deleted tumblr accounts is absolutely the best feature here

its feels like dragging a corpse around through a bacchanal along with its legacy

Tumblr 896 CE, colorised

milfspiggy:

when you were a kid did people pretend to ask you out as a form of bullying

wtf no?

yes, once

yes, several times (same person)

yes several times (multiple different people)

some other thing i guess or maybe i just want to be nosy

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woodmeat:

I’m in the mood for some downright FREAKY shit (a forehead kiss and some reassurance)

phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

cooper214:

fuckyeahstufficareabout:

🙂

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

spindrifters:

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

evildead2:

unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday

demilypyro:

Me: *scrolling twitter in bed*

My gf: “I like to think Mario and Luigi are both colour blind and think they have matching outfits”

Me: *fucking losing it*

froody:

“unions drowned out the voice of the individual 🥺” I can promise you employers were not listening to the voice of the individual to begin with