patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

that-catholic-shinobi:

wonderbound:

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

That means you’re a selkie love

Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO

y'all remember when animated movies like toy story and brother bear would purposely create a blooper reel even though they were you know, animated and just did That for the heck of it

mad respect for them for that

lady-antacobellum:

1. because they fucking

slap

next question

aidashakur:

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

shitpostinguniverse:

florabud:

uuuuuuugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hawkeyedflame:

do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

astrodickology:

Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass

fivefeetapart:

fivefeetapart:

Everything is fake and I love pasta

The world could be ending and I’d be making pasta

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

imreallycoolandfriendly:

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is